Jacques Andrew Megroz: Bigot, Vermont Hater, Tax Evader, Straw Boss, Slanderer, Gossip and Rape Victim.

Middlebury, June 15th, 2011. Small Claims Court Judge Devin McLaughlin rules that the owner of Panton General Store, in Vergennes Vermont, was breaking Vermont labor law by refusing to pay employees for training. He grants plaintiff Kevin Leland award of $200 plus interest.


If you have been unfortunate enough to have worked for Jacques “Andy” Megroz, for minimum wage, under the agreement that you do not get paid for training or to close out the register at night, you have some money coming to you! I just sued him today in small claims court for $200 -and won! Contact me and I’ll tell you how you can fill out a couple simple forms and get your check as well. After you enjoy reading this blog post where I roast his fat ass for fun and profit (Profit -if you shop at my Amazon store after you enjoy my blog) just leave a comment at the bottom, and I’ll walk you through it. It’s easy. It’s so worth it too! Muhuhahahahaha....


This chump called me a thief. Big mistake. Things have been tough on me financially since the housing market crash cost me everything I ever owned: two houses I built myself, two brand new cars, and one well used wife. But when my poverty gets to a point that I end up stealing from a low-life twerp like Andy Megroz...Somebody please shoot me.


Jacques “Andy” Megroz owner of Panton General Store is a:


Rape victim- Funny story: Andy did yard work in the summer, and after about thirty minutes to an hour tops, he would come waddling in the store huffing and phewing, and bitching about the heat and humidity as he wiped sweat off his brow with the back of his hand. One day, while my son Levi was visiting, and helping out at the store with me, Andy performed his workin’ man act in front of us. He was drenched in sweat, the elastic in his pony tail half way down, hair disheveled, dirt on his knees and wearing a T-shirt that was all torn around the neck and sleeve. After his performance he looked wearily at my son and I, maybe looking for sympathy. I said “Andy, you should change that shirt, you look like a rape victim.” We laughed our asses off while Andy stompped away in his clogs to go look for sympathy in a place where he would more likely find it: In the dictionary between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis.’ When I texted Levi today to tell him I won my case, he sent out congrats, and we laughed all over again at this ridiculous man...


Bigot- This story is not funny at all. Last summer I was working in the store when Andy stopped in and watched the breaking news with me. President Obama had just made British Petroleum (BP) cough up thirty two billion for the oil spill they caused on the coast of the U.S. I said to Andy “You gotta give Obama credit. He really rang their bells.” Andy didn’t know me well at this point. Even so, he stared at me blankly and said “I don’t have to give him credit for anything. I hate that fucking nigger!” Way to define yourself in one short statement, Andy. Bigot.


I voted for Obama in ‘08 with an enthusiasm that I’ve never voted with before. I am considering an offer to work for his 2012 campaign, doing what I am doing here...Blogging, writing, social networking etc. Yeah, I’m an Obama fan, like my Godson Evan, but that’s not the reason why I felt like grabbing Megroz by the pony tail, and kicking his fat ass right out of his clogs. One of the three loves of my life was a classy, too classy for me in fact, British-Nigerean beauty, a Magistrate and a writer. I wanted to punch him in the mouth for her honor too, and then there is my oldest friend, but still...You just shouldn’t be a white racist pig. It’s gross, and it makes everyone, like people who share your ethnicity, want to knee you in the balls.


Vermont Hater, Tax Evader- I tell my flat-lander friends and family that I didn’t move to Vermont, I immigrated. I love this state! I know I can never be a “real Vermonter.” I accept that. But know that when VT declares her independence, I’ll be right on the front lines during the revolution...not really, but really Vermont, I love ya, man. Thanks for everything.


When I sold a chinsy styrofoam cooler that Andy paid $3 for and charged $9...I was told not to hit the “taxable item” button. “Call it all food” Andy said “They aren’t getting any money from me. Fuck this state!” C’mon State of Vermont, all together now...”No Andy, fuck you!”


He did say that I could hit the taxable button on certain deli items. He figured if he already ass-raped his customer to the tune of ‘$4.25 for a Bologna sandwich on sliced bread’ what’s another quarter?


Straw Boss- Urban Dictionary definition for ‘straw boss’ - A nigga who is given a low paying job and low ranking position but in some way feels he has some authority.


Is that not Andy? The only one who would even give a scab like him a position where he could be in charge of someone, would be himself -with lots of Daddy’s help I’m sure.


Slanderer- He called me a thief... Big mistake. See?


Gossip- Man, did he run his mouth about people. They would barely get out the door, after he hob-knobbed with them like he was trying to get their vote, he would point and tell me “That guy was scheduled for a vasectomy. A week before he had the operation, he knocked up the bitch he was pokin’ behind his wife’s back. That’s her with him...And the kid. He got divorced and they ended up having it.”


His employees weren’t safe from his mouth either: This one is a dyke, that one is a beast, this one is a dumb bitch. I hope these former employees go after him for their money. He might have to write so many $200 checks that he’ll be forced to sell the store and the Harley and move back to New York where he belongs. If you are Andy’s employee or former employee, contact me. I’ll keep it confidential if you want, but really, does anyone need to sweat this douche bag? I think not. Come forward, get paid, and bust this loser’s balls. He desperately deserves it; I did and it was so rewarding and fun, that I may not be done.


Burning cross photo credit:  OpposingViews.com